My life(;

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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paraid:

selfmedicat-ed:

banana-alley:

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thesummernights:

yay yes this is perfect

the best feeling

want

let’s do this .

no, really, i mean it . i picture us like this .

:(

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You’ve been asleep, Cap. For almost seventy years.

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mercv:

this shouldnt be legal for fuck sakes

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omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!

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so-relatable-blog:

Most relatable posts here!

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stop-hammerkind:

oMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS GIVING BIRTH AT FIRST AND I WAS LIKE WTF

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